Porn Battle!
Jan. 25th, 2009 02:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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oxoniensis is hosting Porn Battle VII over at her LJ. I was perusing the prompts and was particularly intrigued/amused by the bandom crossover ones.
--Pete Wentz/Arthur Pendragon. Okay that's a total achievement in cracktastic genius! I keep trying to imagine it, and the picture threatens to blow out parts of my brain. I was rereading this great Pete-and-Patrick-have-fighting-sex story, I believe bylongtime_lurker, and it has this fantastic bit about how Pete hooks up with these big, macho guys who think they're going to dominate the hell out of him, only to walk away from the encounter wondering how they got topped by this "tiny emo fag." If someone could take that angle on the Pete/Arthur porn? They would be my hero forever and ever and ever!
--Spencer Reid (of Criminal Minds) with anyone from bandom. Mmmm. Spencer Reid. I think he and Patrick would hit it off, and of course, Pete would be all hostile with jealousy, so he'd need to turn the tables, take back control, and eventually this would lead to a threesome. How, you ask? Blah, blah, logic!cakes, I say. This would be even better if it involved crime-solving. Because I always want my favorite pairs to solve crimes together. (Pete and Patrick investigate the case of the mysterious disappearing room service leftovers!) I'm imagining Pete and Patrick getting involved in some kind of crime, you know as witnesses or bystanders or whatever, and they want to help figure it out, or Pete does, and he drags Patrick along for the ride. And they keep getting in the way, and Spencer has to explain to them why this isn't such a good idea, and then they explain to Spencer why it's not such a good idea that he's wearing so many clothes. It's very tightly plotted, as I think you can see. *g*
Thinking about porn makes me happy. I know this comes as a shock to everyone.
oxoniensis is hosting Porn Battle VII over at her LJ. I was perusing the prompts and was particularly intrigued/amused by the bandom crossover ones.--Pete Wentz/Arthur Pendragon. Okay that's a total achievement in cracktastic genius! I keep trying to imagine it, and the picture threatens to blow out parts of my brain. I was rereading this great Pete-and-Patrick-have-fighting-sex story, I believe by
longtime_lurker, and it has this fantastic bit about how Pete hooks up with these big, macho guys who think they're going to dominate the hell out of him, only to walk away from the encounter wondering how they got topped by this "tiny emo fag." If someone could take that angle on the Pete/Arthur porn? They would be my hero forever and ever and ever!--Spencer Reid (of Criminal Minds) with anyone from bandom. Mmmm. Spencer Reid. I think he and Patrick would hit it off, and of course, Pete would be all hostile with jealousy, so he'd need to turn the tables, take back control, and eventually this would lead to a threesome. How, you ask? Blah, blah, logic!cakes, I say. This would be even better if it involved crime-solving. Because I always want my favorite pairs to solve crimes together. (Pete and Patrick investigate the case of the mysterious disappearing room service leftovers!) I'm imagining Pete and Patrick getting involved in some kind of crime, you know as witnesses or bystanders or whatever, and they want to help figure it out, or Pete does, and he drags Patrick along for the ride. And they keep getting in the way, and Spencer has to explain to them why this isn't such a good idea, and then they explain to Spencer why it's not such a good idea that he's wearing so many clothes. It's very tightly plotted, as I think you can see. *g*
Thinking about porn makes me happy. I know this comes as a shock to everyone.