Kaner/Tazer Recs, Part Deux

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Here's part two of my Kaner/Tazer recs after much delay. Obviously I couldn't in good conscience recommend stories without rereading them first. Obviously. So there are actually many more K/T stories I've enjoyed, but given my somewhat slow-moving rec process, I think I'm going to leave it at this.



It's a Love Story, Baby, Just Say Yes (34060 words) by svmadelyn
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane/OMC(s)
Characters: Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane
Additional Tags: ridiculous amounts of pining and feelings, Chicago Blackhawks, Bachelor Auction, Jonathan Toews stop being an ostrich
Summary: Kaner tries to fuck his way out of love. That goes as well as you might imagine.

There are puppies and a bachelor auction and boys who are really kind of slow, also lots of feelings, basically everything you need in a Kaner/Tazer story.

love is a contact sport (109901 words) by hazel, mermaid
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School
Summary: "And the tragic reality of Patrick's life is that even though they broke up over a year ago, he and Johnny still play beautiful hockey together." A high school AU, featuring dream-fish, bad movie dates, and a little bit of magic.

This is, by turns, the most romantic and heartbreaking story ever. I love it so.

Switch (35042 words) by montrose
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - BDSM
Summary: You're supposed to know if you're a top or a sub by the time you're twelve. Fourteen at the outside. It's biological, the researchers say. It's not a choice. But sometimes Jon thinks that for him, it really was.

This is another story that takes a trope I don't generally enjoy—a BDSM universe where what you do in the bedroom determines what choices you're allowed to make in the rest of your life—turns that trope on its ear, and makes me love it.

If I Took You Home (It’d Be a Home Run) (33816 words) by svmadelyn
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews, Jonathan Toews/Original Male Character, Jonathan Toews/Original Female Character
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, David Toews, Patrick Sharp
Additional Tags: Sex Toys, Courtship, Giant Cock Angst
Summary: This is a story about true love overcoming the hugest (no, seriously, the hugest) of obstacles.

Jonny is just SO DETERMINED, you know?

under your skin (5898 words) by hazel
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Bodyswap
Summary: Patrick goes to bed that night in Tazer’s guest room. It’s not the first time he’s slept there, but it’s the first time he’s tried to sleep in Tazer’s body. His legs want to kick out weirdly into the corners of the bed, and his head can’t find a comfortable position on the pillow. He drops off eventually anyway, worn from the current of rage he’s been carrying around all day and the constant slow rhythm of Tazer’s heartbeat, drumming in his chest like a cage.

I am always a fan of bodyswap, but what I love most about this story is the fantastic world the author creates. It's not a long story, but the universe comes to life really vividly.

Crossroad Blues (24220 words) by randomeliza
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Demons, Stanley Cup Finals, Chicago Blackhawks, Be Careful What You Wish For, Wingfic, Patrick Kane Is Literally Evil, Jonathan Toews Has Bad Taste In Men, Mullets And Muttonchops
Summary: In which the demon Patrick Kane gives Jonathan Toews everything he's ever wanted.

More interesting world building! I really like how the author integrates the mythology of the crossroads demon from Supernatural into a hockey story. I would totally believe that Kaner is secretly a demon!

A Distinct Dicking Motion (2283 words) by jedusaur
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Broning, dirty charades, Exhibitionism
Summary: Johnny has a plan for tonight, and it does not involve watching Andrew Shaw mime inserting something large and possibly alive into his ass.

This story makes me laugh so hard. I love that Jonny turns out to be really good at guessing the dirty charades, or Kaner's plan to tease him backfires on him REALLY A LOT.

All the Boys Keep Jockin’ (7675 words) by queeniegalore
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, Viktor Stalberg, Patrick Sharp, Abby Sharp
Additional Tags: Crossdressing, Lipstick & Lip Gloss, Halloween, Broning, Anti-Lockout Squee Fest, PWP, Makeup
Summary: AKA the one where Jonny learns to love Halloween and Patrick Kane discovers the powers of Vinyl Gloss 550 (Lovesick).

If you don't want to read a story in which Patrick Kane dresses up like Britney, then I don't really know what to do with that.

savoy truffle (8130 words) by hazel, ellievolia
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Baking, Food Porn, Competence Kink, Canon Compliant, Vanilla Kink
Summary: mix the softened butter and peanut butter together until thoroughly blended. Add the sugars and beat until smooth. Next beat in the egg, honey, vanilla, and yogurt until combined. Add the dry ingredients slowly and beat on low-speed just until combined. Gently stir in the chocolate chips. Chill dough in refrigerator for at least 30 minutes-1 hour, or place in freezer for 20 minutes. Kaner, hockey player by day, baker...when he can. Set during the 12/13 shortened season. Loosely.

Kaner the secret baker is pretty adorable cakes, and I enjoyed reading a story in which Tazer would actually eat cookies.