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Title: People Say A Lot Of Things They Don't Mean
Fandom: Burn Notice/Fall Out Boy RPS
Pairings: Michael Westen/Pete Wentz, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Michael Westen/Fiona Glenanne
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Patrick gets kidnapped, and Pete stumbles on just the person to help get him back. Michael isn't sure how he got so lucky.
Word count: ~23,000
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not real. More's the pity!
Author's note: Written for the Little Black Dress Challenge. Big, huge thanks to my amazing beta readers![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
linaerys and chaneen who gave me so much help on this story. You guys are the best!
( He peers out the peephole, and standing there is a dark, skinny mess of a soon-to-be-dead man, covered in tattoos, wearing yesterday's makeup. Apparently, it's not early for him, so much as very, very late. Michael considers the possibilities, black ops maneuvers for hiding bodies that involve duct tape, cuticle scissors and a bag of quick lime. The banging gets even louder, the soon-to-be dead man really putting his back into it, and Michael flings open the door. Pistol-whipping in broad daylight, he figures, will work just as well as stealth... )
Fandom: Burn Notice/Fall Out Boy RPS
Pairings: Michael Westen/Pete Wentz, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Michael Westen/Fiona Glenanne
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Patrick gets kidnapped, and Pete stumbles on just the person to help get him back. Michael isn't sure how he got so lucky.
Word count: ~23,000
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not real. More's the pity!
Author's note: Written for the Little Black Dress Challenge. Big, huge thanks to my amazing beta readers
linaerys and chaneen who gave me so much help on this story. You guys are the best!( He peers out the peephole, and standing there is a dark, skinny mess of a soon-to-be-dead man, covered in tattoos, wearing yesterday's makeup. Apparently, it's not early for him, so much as very, very late. Michael considers the possibilities, black ops maneuvers for hiding bodies that involve duct tape, cuticle scissors and a bag of quick lime. The banging gets even louder, the soon-to-be dead man really putting his back into it, and Michael flings open the door. Pistol-whipping in broad daylight, he figures, will work just as well as stealth... )Drabble meme #2: Fringe, Olivia/Peter
Nov. 5th, 2008 03:05 pmLast night, during the "bargaining with the universe" portion of watching the election returns, I drunkenly promised to write porn for everyone. (And barely_bean promised to write porn for me! I have witnesses!) I am trying to make good on my campaign promise. *g*
Here's the second story from the drabble meme challenge. This one is fordameange.
Title: Who you turn to when you can't stand the dark
Fandom: Fringe
Pairings: Olivia/Peter, Olivia/John
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Peter vs John Scott
Word count: 1630
( Olivia snaps awake, and for a freefalling second, she doesn't know where she is. Then she hears breathing, recognizes the warm body she's curled up against... )
barely_bean promised to write porn for me! I have witnesses!) I am trying to make good on my campaign promise. *g*Here's the second story from the drabble meme challenge. This one is for
dameange.Title: Who you turn to when you can't stand the dark
Fandom: Fringe
Pairings: Olivia/Peter, Olivia/John
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Peter vs John Scott
Word count: 1630
( Olivia snaps awake, and for a freefalling second, she doesn't know where she is. Then she hears breathing, recognizes the warm body she's curled up against... )Here's the first drabble from the drabble meme challenge. I intended to write actual drabbles of 100 words, but...yeah. That went by the wayside. I am going to try to keep them all under 1,000 words. *g*
This one is forlinaerys.
Title: Can't Keep Doing This
Fandom: LA Confidential
Pairing: Bud White/Ed Exley
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Everyone in LA has a car
Word count: 855
( Bud sprawls in the passenger seat. Out of the corner of his eye, Ed can see his casually flung leg, the shape of his thigh beneath his trousers... )
This one is for
linaerys.Title: Can't Keep Doing This
Fandom: LA Confidential
Pairing: Bud White/Ed Exley
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Everyone in LA has a car
Word count: 855
( Bud sprawls in the passenger seat. Out of the corner of his eye, Ed can see his casually flung leg, the shape of his thigh beneath his trousers... )Title: Cotton Candy Colored Lip Gloss
Fandom: Baseball RPS
Pairing: Derek Jeter/Alex Rodriguez
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3,000
Summary: Alex gets into some trouble. Derek helps him out.
Disclaimer: This is purely fictional! And just for fun! No harm intended!
Note: I think the word "warning" is too strong, but I did feel that I should mention there's ladies lingerie involved. And, you know, handcuffs. *g*
( Derek likes to think he has as much imagination as the next person, but it never once occurred to him to wonder what Alex would look like in lingerie and makeup. If he had ever tried to picture it, no doubt he would have laughed his ass off. Yet here Alex is laid out in front of him in this little black number, and it's strangely not ridiculous... )
Fandom: Baseball RPS
Pairing: Derek Jeter/Alex Rodriguez
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3,000
Summary: Alex gets into some trouble. Derek helps him out.
Disclaimer: This is purely fictional! And just for fun! No harm intended!
Note: I think the word "warning" is too strong, but I did feel that I should mention there's ladies lingerie involved. And, you know, handcuffs. *g*
( Derek likes to think he has as much imagination as the next person, but it never once occurred to him to wonder what Alex would look like in lingerie and makeup. If he had ever tried to picture it, no doubt he would have laughed his ass off. Yet here Alex is laid out in front of him in this little black number, and it's strangely not ridiculous... )Title: Love In An Elevator
Fandom: Baseball RPS
Pairing: Derek Jeter/Alex Rodriguez
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~1,700
Summary: Derek and Alex get stuck in an elevator. Which has a mirror.
Note: This is for my second annual Birthday Smut-athon, in which I write smut to celebrate my birthday from prompts provided by my friends list, and it's also for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
kink_bingo. Thanks to my dear anitac588 for the prompt.
( He's staring at Derek's mouth, and he leans in even closer, and it's clear that if Alex has his way they'll be putting on a show for whoever's manning the front desk... )
Fandom: Baseball RPS
Pairing: Derek Jeter/Alex Rodriguez
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~1,700
Summary: Derek and Alex get stuck in an elevator. Which has a mirror.
Note: This is for my second annual Birthday Smut-athon, in which I write smut to celebrate my birthday from prompts provided by my friends list, and it's also for
kink_bingo. Thanks to my dear anitac588 for the prompt. ( He's staring at Derek's mouth, and he leans in even closer, and it's clear that if Alex has his way they'll be putting on a show for whoever's manning the front desk... )Title: From The Inside Out
Fandom: SPN
Pairings: Sam/Dean, Dean/Ruby
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ruby wants Sam to use his powers, and she knows just how to motivate him.
Note: This is for my second annual Birthday Smut-athon, in which I write smut to celebrate my birthday from prompts provided by my friends list. Thanks tojustabi for this prompt. Ruby teaches Sam to access his psychic-ness again by fucking Dean in the next room and making Sammy watch it all like he's right there. It's not exactly as ordered, but I hope you like it!
( Never let a demon see your weak spots, the things that can unravel you like a cheap piece of rope. Sam knows that. Hell, he learned it before he was out of diapers. But he just can't get the words out. I have no idea what you're talking about. His silence says as much as any confession... )
Fandom: SPN
Pairings: Sam/Dean, Dean/Ruby
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ruby wants Sam to use his powers, and she knows just how to motivate him.
Note: This is for my second annual Birthday Smut-athon, in which I write smut to celebrate my birthday from prompts provided by my friends list. Thanks to
justabi for this prompt. Ruby teaches Sam to access his psychic-ness again by fucking Dean in the next room and making Sammy watch it all like he's right there. It's not exactly as ordered, but I hope you like it!( Never let a demon see your weak spots, the things that can unravel you like a cheap piece of rope. Sam knows that. Hell, he learned it before he was out of diapers. But he just can't get the words out. I have no idea what you're talking about. His silence says as much as any confession... )Title: Five Times Derek and Alex Almost Get Caught
Fandom: Baseball RPS
Pairing: Derek Jeter/Alex Rodriguez
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~10,000
Summary: The title says it all.
Notes: Big thanks tobarely_bean for beta reading, even though this isn't really her fandom. Thanks also to linaerys for the prompt. This story is dedicated to my dearest punny who is having a birthday on Friday. Derek and Alex, I'm sure, join me in wishing you the best, most funnest day ever and a fantastic upcoming year. *hugs*
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, sadly, and this is purely a work of fiction.
( Contrariness flares in Alex's chest, and he yanks Derek by the collar of his T-shirt, making him stumble. Derek's eyes fly open in surprise as Alex lays another kiss on him, hot and wet and defiant. Derek needs only a second to catch up, and then he's stroking Alex's cheek and kissing him back. Alex clenches his arms around Derek, and he wants so violently. Wants to have Derek, be him, best him... )
Fandom: Baseball RPS
Pairing: Derek Jeter/Alex Rodriguez
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~10,000
Summary: The title says it all.
Notes: Big thanks to
barely_bean for beta reading, even though this isn't really her fandom. Thanks also to linaerys for the prompt. This story is dedicated to my dearest punny who is having a birthday on Friday. Derek and Alex, I'm sure, join me in wishing you the best, most funnest day ever and a fantastic upcoming year. *hugs*Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, sadly, and this is purely a work of fiction.
( Contrariness flares in Alex's chest, and he yanks Derek by the collar of his T-shirt, making him stumble. Derek's eyes fly open in surprise as Alex lays another kiss on him, hot and wet and defiant. Derek needs only a second to catch up, and then he's stroking Alex's cheek and kissing him back. Alex clenches his arms around Derek, and he wants so violently. Wants to have Derek, be him, best him... )Boycott and baseball smut
Mar. 22nd, 2008 01:51 pmI took the boycott as much as a personal test of my restraint as anything else. The results were mixed, I'm afraid. I did stay off LJ for 24 hours. But my goal was to go completely blogless that whole time. About two hours into work yesterday, that goal went out the window, and I spent the rest of the day impatiently refreshing my friends list on Insane Journal. So much for restraint! *g*
The start of baseball season has put me in the mood to work on my original baseball smut that I hope to sell as an e-book someday in the misty future when I've finally finished it. Anyway, I posted an excerpt from it yesterday on IJ, and I'm reposting it here.
To sum up, there's a grumpy older pitcher and the young puppy of a catcher called up from the minors to work with him. This is their first kiss.
( Baseball smut )
The start of baseball season has put me in the mood to work on my original baseball smut that I hope to sell as an e-book someday in the misty future when I've finally finished it. Anyway, I posted an excerpt from it yesterday on IJ, and I'm reposting it here.
To sum up, there's a grumpy older pitcher and the young puppy of a catcher called up from the minors to work with him. This is their first kiss.
( Baseball smut )Title: Out in the black ain't nothing so much as time
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jayne explains to Simon how he has to earn his place on Serenity. Simon doesn't know what to believe, but he's not taking any chances.
( Mal is sitting at his desk, a pile of paperwork in front of him. He stills at the sight of Simon, his expression unreadable. Simon just stands there, tongue-tied, feeling uncomfortably under-dressed in his sleep pants and T-shirt. He tries not to think how much more exposed he'll be in a matter of moments… )
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jayne explains to Simon how he has to earn his place on Serenity. Simon doesn't know what to believe, but he's not taking any chances.
( Mal is sitting at his desk, a pile of paperwork in front of him. He stills at the sight of Simon, his expression unreadable. Simon just stands there, tongue-tied, feeling uncomfortably under-dressed in his sleep pants and T-shirt. He tries not to think how much more exposed he'll be in a matter of moments… )SGA FIC: There's A New Kid In Town
Mar. 9th, 2008 12:58 amTitle: There's A New Kid In Town
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.
Notes: This is forthdancingferret. I hope it brings some cheer. Vaguely based on the Anita Blake books by Laurell K. Hamilton, or the first one anyway, since that's as far I've gotten right now. Thanks to the wonderful svmadelyn for the idea and the first line.
( John Sheppard didn't sleep with vampires; he killed them. It was important to be clear about these things, he'd found… )
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.
Notes: This is for
thdancingferret. I hope it brings some cheer. Vaguely based on the Anita Blake books by Laurell K. Hamilton, or the first one anyway, since that's as far I've gotten right now. Thanks to the wonderful svmadelyn for the idea and the first line.( John Sheppard didn't sleep with vampires; he killed them. It was important to be clear about these things, he'd found… )Title: Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R
Summary: Jack and Ianto drink tea together. Past and present.
Notes: Written for thepicfor1000 challenge. Thanks to the wonderful oxoniensis for the emergency beta.
( There's always the problem of what to talk about. The present only exists for one of them, and the past is a sorrowful minefield, people they lost, things they killed. He chooses among the safe memories, the bridge between now and then that he's holding in his hand… )
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R
Summary: Jack and Ianto drink tea together. Past and present.
Notes: Written for the
picfor1000 challenge. Thanks to the wonderful oxoniensis for the emergency beta.( There's always the problem of what to talk about. The present only exists for one of them, and the past is a sorrowful minefield, people they lost, things they killed. He chooses among the safe memories, the bridge between now and then that he's holding in his hand… )Firefly FIC: Smooth
Feb. 26th, 2008 10:39 pmTitle: Smooth
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Mal and Simon do a job together. What a big shock that nothing goes smooth.
Notes: Thanks to my dearbarely_bean for beta reading for me.
( Simon sipped his tea with thoughtless grace, his pinky sticking out, or close enough anyway, looking as if he was right where he belonged, as if life on Serenity hadn't touched him at all. Which had been the point of bringing him along, of course, but Mal wasn't much in the mood to trouble his self with logic… )
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Mal and Simon do a job together. What a big shock that nothing goes smooth.
Notes: Thanks to my dear
barely_bean for beta reading for me.( Simon sipped his tea with thoughtless grace, his pinky sticking out, or close enough anyway, looking as if he was right where he belonged, as if life on Serenity hadn't touched him at all. Which had been the point of bringing him along, of course, but Mal wasn't much in the mood to trouble his self with logic… )SGA FIC: Gotta Dance!
Feb. 22nd, 2008 02:13 pmTitle: Gotta Dance!
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Summary: What wouldn't Rodney do for a ZPM?
Notes: Originally published in Surfacing, the most excellent SGA zine edited bystormheller and tovalentin. Thanks guys! Also big thanks to etben and barely_bean for beta reading.
( Rodney had decided on the tango for their number, which involved Rodney grabbing John, welding their bodies together and manhandling him all around the room. Not the most convenient time for John to realize that Rodney McKay getting physical and taking charge of him was totally his happy zone... )
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Summary: What wouldn't Rodney do for a ZPM?
Notes: Originally published in Surfacing, the most excellent SGA zine edited by
stormheller and tovalentin. Thanks guys! Also big thanks to etben and barely_bean for beta reading.( Rodney had decided on the tango for their number, which involved Rodney grabbing John, welding their bodies together and manhandling him all around the room. Not the most convenient time for John to realize that Rodney McKay getting physical and taking charge of him was totally his happy zone... )Firefly FIC: Scissors Can't Be Trusted
Feb. 9th, 2008 12:23 pmTitle: Scissors Can't Be Trusted
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: R
Summary: Simon protects his sister. Mal protects his crew.
Warning: Non-explicit non con (although not between Mal and Simon!)
Notes: Thanks to my dearalizarin_nyc for looking this over for me and helping to calm my new fandom jitters.
( River joins him after a while, willing to be found now that he's stopped looking for her. 'For every action, there is an equal but opposite reaction. Only sometimes the laws of physics don't apply. That's what we call overkill.' And then more lucidly, 'He's going to be fine, you know.' )
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: R
Summary: Simon protects his sister. Mal protects his crew.
Warning: Non-explicit non con (although not between Mal and Simon!)
Notes: Thanks to my dear
alizarin_nyc for looking this over for me and helping to calm my new fandom jitters.( River joins him after a while, willing to be found now that he's stopped looking for her. 'For every action, there is an equal but opposite reaction. Only sometimes the laws of physics don't apply. That's what we call overkill.' And then more lucidly, 'He's going to be fine, you know.' )CSI FIC: Erotic Reconstruction
Jan. 20th, 2008 10:27 pmI'm posting this slightly expanded version of my Porn Battle entry to my LJ.
Title: Erotic Reconstruction
Fandom: CSI
Pairing: Catherine/Warrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Catherine and Warrick mix business and pleasure.
Notes: For the fifth Porn Battle.
( It's Catherine's work voice, cool, competent, words Warrick has heard a million times before, every time they reconstruct a crime together. Only now, it's personal, and Catherine's breath comes warm against his neck… )
Title: Erotic Reconstruction
Fandom: CSI
Pairing: Catherine/Warrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Catherine and Warrick mix business and pleasure.
Notes: For the fifth Porn Battle.
( It's Catherine's work voice, cool, competent, words Warrick has heard a million times before, every time they reconstruct a crime together. Only now, it's personal, and Catherine's breath comes warm against his neck… )
SGA Porn: The Trading Customs of MCX-534
Jan. 15th, 2008 10:34 amI'm reposting this entry for the Porn Battle here in my LJ for organizational purposes.
Title: The Trading Customs of MCX-534
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes the guys just have to take one for the naquadah.
Notes: For the fifth Porn Battle.
( The deal was simple. Atlantis could have all the naquadah it wanted, just as long as John and Rodney could withstand the tease of five hundred hands without coming... )
Title: The Trading Customs of MCX-534
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes the guys just have to take one for the naquadah.
Notes: For the fifth Porn Battle.
( The deal was simple. Atlantis could have all the naquadah it wanted, just as long as John and Rodney could withstand the tease of five hundred hands without coming... )Porn battle time!
Jan. 13th, 2008 07:06 pmGo check out the fun hosted by oxoniensis.
There were so many fabulous prompts. I have this ambition to write one every day for the week the Porn Battle is going on, but we'll see how that works out.
Here's today's contribution:
The Trading Customs of MCX-534, SGA, John/Rodney, leather
oxoniensis.There were so many fabulous prompts. I have this ambition to write one every day for the week the Porn Battle is going on, but we'll see how that works out.
Here's today's contribution:
The Trading Customs of MCX-534, SGA, John/Rodney, leather
Title: What Happens In Freedom Stays In Freedom
Fandom: Psych
Pairing: Shawn/Lassiter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A star witness is on the run, and Lassiter and Shawn have to hit the road to bring him back to Santa Barbara.
Notes: This is myyuletide story for entwashian. A big thank you to lydiabell for beta reading!
( Carlton had never been one for religion. Heaven and hell were much too abstract for his practical mind, and yet the five-hour drive up to Freedom with Spencer only an elbow's distance away gave him an inkling of what an eternity of damnation might well be like... )
Fandom: Psych
Pairing: Shawn/Lassiter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A star witness is on the run, and Lassiter and Shawn have to hit the road to bring him back to Santa Barbara.
Notes: This is my
yuletide story for entwashian. A big thank you to lydiabell for beta reading!( Carlton had never been one for religion. Heaven and hell were much too abstract for his practical mind, and yet the five-hour drive up to Freedom with Spencer only an elbow's distance away gave him an inkling of what an eternity of damnation might well be like... )
