...and then Adam Lambert happened to me

So I'm having much fun with this meme.The lovely valentinemichel gave me the title "Bubblegum," and asked for Jared/Tom. This got too long for the comments, so I'm posting it here. A word of warning to Tommy fans, he came out a little dark.

( Bubblegum, Jared/Tom, R )

Title: You Break It, You Bought It, And Other Rules to Live By
Fandom: WB RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rules were meant to be broken.
Warnings: Special hell, excessive Southerness, abuse of italics, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.

Notes: Thanks to all the dirty!wrong RPS poll-takers who encouraged me to write this. What can I say? I can't resist you. Also, you should probably know that I've made Mrs. Padalecki sound like my grandmother (with apologies to them both!), just so you're prepared for it.

Disclaimer: This is a work of pure delusion. That's how seriously you should take it. No offense intended to any actual people.

( You Break It, You Bought It )

But, finally, how could I resist my own unconscious? *g* And the dream had already half written it for me anyway.

I do plan to work on more Hooker!Clark over the weekend, btw.

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( Put a Sock on It: RPS, MR/TW, NC-17 )

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