A dirty New Year

I've been so lazy since I got back from my family's house. Instead of going out tonight, I just want to stay in and hang out and ring in the New Year with some SGA porn. So...a poll. Whatever is winning in an hour, that's what I'll write.

[Poll #1113712]

And the winner is...pretending to be gay!

Choose your own porn!

It appears that "pretending to be gay" won the New Year's Dirt poll. "Forced to marry" came in a close second, and as the lovely anitac588 pointed out, the two themes do go very naturally together. Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*

I decided this really should be choose your own porn. Therefore, another poll! Results in an hour.

[Poll #1113743]

ETA: Okay, Temple of Man Love it is!

Choose your own porn: Part 1

Okay, so amireal convinced me that there could be both a grabby princess and a ZPM making John and Rodney pretend to be gay. The poll was almost a dead heat when I closed it. Also, I'm easy. *g*

( Choose your own porn: John and Rodney pretending to be gay, Part 1 )

[Poll #1113831]

Polls close at eight o'clock!

Okay, the voting is done! You wanted outfits, makeup and a tea ceremony, you got it. *g*