Talk dirty to me!

You know when you're in one of those moods where you want to read something that's just dirty, dirty, filthy-dirty? Sex worker dirty, bondage and mind games dirty, orgy dirty, exhibitionism dirty, sex pollen dirty. Whatever the theme. Just dirty, dirty, dirty.

Yeah, I'm in that mood. *g*

Rec me your go-to dirty stories? I was thinking SGA, but really, when it comes to dirty stories, I'm open to any fandom.