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In the last poll, you selected a locker room fantasy for Lex. Here it is.



The bell rings, and Lex tries not to sigh too loudly. Back to the academic salt mines. He gathers up his books and papers and makes himself smile at Mrs. Rayburn on the way out, even though she's gone from coffee-slurping to teeth-picking, a sound that is only marginally less obnoxious than fingernails on a chalkboard.

He closes his eyes for a moment, stalled outside the door to the teacher's lounge, and tries to remind himself why he's doing this. To show his father he can make his own way in the world. Prove the old bastard wrong. Get back to where he really belongs. He sighs again, opens his eyes and continues up the hall.

At least, there is something to look forward to in fourth period, third row, fourth desk from the front, trying to hide at the back of the room, although how a boy who looks like that believes he can escape notice is beyond anyone's wildest guess. Lex has been able to think of little else since that first day when Clark Kent came shuffling into his classroom, five minutes tardy, red-faced as he stuttered, "Sorry, Mr. Luthor. Got out of gym late."

Oh, that had given him fantasies, all right. It's the rare night when he doesn't jerk off to thoughts of a steamy locker room, the way those dark curls would look in the humid air. He likes to imagine the entire strip tease, from start to finish, sweaty shirt being pulled over strong shoulders, shorts pushed matter-of-factly down to his ankles and then kicked away, the straps of the athletic cup framing firm cheeks, because only a pervert would fantasize about a fifteen-year old probable virgin, and if you're going to be a pervert, you might as well go all the way. Once the cup comes off, Lex likes to tease himself, allowing only a quick peak of a long, thick cock, before the boy swaddles a towel around his hips and heads off to the showers. Here, Lex lets himself linger, picturing the hot spray streaming down a well-muscled chest, large hands gliding soapily across bronzed skin...

He has to shake his head hard to clear these thoughts as he unlocks the door to his classroom. He goes to his desks and arranges his books and notes. Today, they'll be talking about Alexander the Great, a subject dear to Lex's heart. Sadly, he can even now picture the bored look of incomprehension that will greet his namesake. Really, teachers deserve danger money. Spending too much time with teenagers has to be bad for your health.

Slowly, the students start to trickle in, taking their places, chattering on about some inane nonsense that Lex doesn't even bother listening to. Just as the final bell rings, his favorite student comes bolting through the door, knocking into a neighboring desk in his haste to take his seat.

"Good morning," Lex greets the class.

The students mutter in response, all except Clark, who keeps his head down, his eyes riveted on the floor. Lex smiles faintly to himself. He knows what that body language means. Somebody didn't do his homework. Yet again.



Part one

I'm about to leave the office, so this poll will close when I get home. Help choose Clark's lame-ass excuse.


[Poll #486450]

Poll Closed: I'll get back to you tomorrow with some water damage and the next question.

Date: 2005-05-02 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tronella.livejournal.com
ooh, liking this :)

Date: 2005-05-03 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm glad. :)

Date: 2005-05-02 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morceau.livejournal.com
This is lots of fun! Thanks!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm glad you're having fun. It is certainly keeping me entertained. :)

Date: 2005-05-02 10:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] entrenous88.livejournal.com
Teaching history is perfect for Lex, what with his obsession with conquerors and empires.

Heeee, would Clark really give the game away with the meteor mutant thing? That could be fun, though. Looking forward to learning the outcome.

Date: 2005-05-03 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
The picture I have in my head of Lex as a teacher really does tickle me. The same kind of intimidation he uses in business I see being put to use in the classroom. *g*

Glad you're enjoying this!

Date: 2005-05-02 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galerian-ash.livejournal.com
Mmmmm, nice *wipes up drool*

After much consideration, I went for the meteor mutant choice! I can't really see Clark saying that, but it'd be so much fun *grins* Although a water leak could possible include a wet, white t-shirt... *spaces out*

Date: 2005-05-03 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! Yes, the image of the wet, white T-shirt gets me every time. *g*

Date: 2005-05-02 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imaginarytiff.livejournal.com
You've already hit on about a dozen of my bulletproof kinks with this. ;) *is riveted*

Date: 2005-05-03 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
We must have all the same kinks. Cool! *g*

I'm glad you're likin' it.

Date: 2005-05-02 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lakadyn.livejournal.com
Loving it! btw I voted for the "mutant" option in the poll when actually I was thinking that in reality the mutant would have destroyed Clark's homework but that he would use the pipe excuse for Lex rather than telling him the truth. So anyway both options work for me...
I also realize my icon (copyrights to Rosenbud) works perfectly for your story LOL–

Date: 2005-05-03 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
*stares at icon*

*drools*

Um, what was I saying? Oh, yeah! That icon is perfect for this story. *g*

Date: 2005-05-02 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nerodi.livejournal.com
yeah baby, bring.it.on.

Date: 2005-05-03 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
It's all yours, baby! *g*

Date: 2005-05-02 11:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] disprove.livejournal.com
Hee, can't it be both? The meteor mutant got into the Kent house, broke a water pipe somehow and ate a wet Clark's homework *g*

Date: 2005-05-03 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! It could definitely be both. Just consider that the backstory. *g*

Date: 2005-05-02 11:28 pm (UTC)
beet: a beet (Default)
From: [personal profile] beet
Rockin'!

Dare we hope the burst pipe will result in wet!Clark?? yum!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah. Clark was very, very wet. Drenched, even. *g*

*drools over your icon*

Guh!

Date: 2005-05-02 11:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com
Just going to go away and have a quiet moment alone with Lex's fantasy...

Re: Guh!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Lex never does anything halfway. Including fantasize. *g*

Date: 2005-05-03 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-copper.livejournal.com
So much fun! It is like choose my own adventure but better. *glmops* thanks for doing this!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yay! Glad you're enjoying it. It's certainly spiced up my work day. *g*

Date: 2005-05-03 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stone-princess.livejournal.com
You're my hero! This is great!!! Exactly what I needed today.

Date: 2005-05-03 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
*loves on you* Glad you're enjoyin' it!

Date: 2005-05-03 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writer-azzie.livejournal.com
This is really cute! I love Lex's predatory thoughts about Clark and yeah, heh. Pervy Lex. Can't wait for more!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Who can really blame Lex though when Clark looks like that? *g*

Glad you're enjoyin' it!

Date: 2005-05-03 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com
This is so hot. Wow.

I don't think anybody writes Clark at 15 anymore. I like this AU. :)

Date: 2005-05-03 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Clark at 15 is so four years ago, but I miss him, Devin! A lot. *g*

Glad you're likin' this!

Date: 2005-05-03 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krisdia.livejournal.com
Ooh yay, teacher!Lex daydreaming about Clark! This is going to be fun :o)

Date: 2005-05-03 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Dream big. That's definitely Lex's motto. *g*

Glad you're enjoying the story!

Date: 2005-05-03 04:46 am (UTC)
ext_21868: (Default)
From: [identity profile] capnzebbie.livejournal.com
I also think that a meteor mutant ate Clark's homework, but that Clark should tell the pipe story. *g*

Excellent fantasy! I wonder what Clark is fantasizing about?

Date: 2005-05-03 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hey, you've got me fantasizing about what Clark is fantasizing about. *g*

Date: 2005-05-03 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anitac588.livejournal.com
I'm grinning entirely too much for this ungodly hour!!! Love it.

Date: 2005-05-03 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
An early morning smile. Now that's what I call success. *g*

Date: 2005-05-03 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juno.livejournal.com
Too late for the poll but happy to see the story. Yay!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yay! Glad you're enjoying it!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com
Hee. Naughty Clark.

Date: 2005-05-03 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Clark just can't keep out of trouble! *g*

Date: 2005-05-03 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecaelum.livejournal.com
because only a pervert would fantasize about a fifteen-year old probable virgin, and if you're going to be a pervert, you might as well go all the way

Atta boy!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Lex, always the over-achiever! *g*

Date: 2005-05-03 07:39 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] yavannauk.livejournal.com
Mmm, Lex does get the good fantasies! *g* And I'm sure he'll have a whole load of new material after hearing about Clark in a wet T-shirt trying to fix a broken pipe!

Date: 2005-05-03 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Oh, so true, Yavanna. I suspect thoughts of the flooded kitchen and a drenched Clark are going to keep Lex busy for weeks. *g*

Date: 2005-05-03 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsmoka.livejournal.com
rawr! hot!
Damn that water damage! :D

Date: 2005-05-03 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! Water damage will do you in every time.

foreplay

Date: 2005-05-03 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fashes.livejournal.com
This is like really good fic foreplay. Something. Gah... the dragging out of deliciousness. *bounces*

Re: foreplay

Date: 2005-05-03 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yay for bouncing! Glad you're enjoying this, doll. :)

Date: 2005-05-03 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katkim.livejournal.com
Jeez, I'm losing it. My first reaction was "water damage over mutants!? The fools!" Then I saw the words "wet Clark" and I got on the clue bus...

Date: 2005-05-08 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! Well, I'm *writing* the story, and I never thought about wet Clark, either. I was just trying to give a more plausible sounding excuse. Thank God the people filling out the poll saw the possibilities! *g*

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