Sex Toy Porn-a-rama!

[scribblinlenore]

Here it is! The rules are simple:

1. Pick a prompt.
2. Write some comment porn.
3. Post it to this entry.
4. Please fill out the subject line like this: [fandom], [pairing], [sex toy]. Note: You don't have to include the entire prompt, since some of them are too long.
5. Read, comment, and have fun!

Note: This post is just for stories and comments. If you have questions, email me at scribblinlenore@livejournal.com.

We have prompts in 25 fandoms!



Assume that any link contained within the prompts is extremely not work safe!

BSG:
Kara/Leoben, http://www.extremerestraints.com/prisoner-transport-steel-restraints_2302.html


Black Donnellys:
Tommy/Jenny, http://www.extremerestraints.com/zippered-eyeless-hood_2347.html


B7:
Servalan/a not insignificant selection of Space Command. Some kind of sex toy that doesn't exist in C21. Surprise me!


Boa Vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes:
Emmett/Brendan, cockring, "Fuck it doesn't come off!"


CW RPS:
Jared/Sandy with a strap-on
Jensen/Jared, food (something silly like Cheezees or buffalo wings)
Jensen/Jared, Dildo and oil (hot, sweaty and intense)
Jensen/Jared and those dice with sexual positions on them


Die Hard:
McClane/Farrell, http://www.extremerestraints.com/snap-on-cock-and-ball-harness_1952.html


Doctor Who:
Nine/Jack, sonic screwdriver
Nine/Jack, TARDIS bondage room (toys up to the author)
Nine/Jack/(voyeur Rose), TARDIS bondage room (toys up to the author)
Nine/Jack/Rose, sentient alien vine
Ten/Donna, http://www.extremerestraints.com/stallion-guard_9.html


Firefly:
Any combination of Inara/Kaylee/River, a pretty little g-spot vibrator:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/innie_vibrators.html#t-lab-2259
Inara solo, A good companion knows the importance of self-pleasure and has the right tools for the job
Jayne/Kaylee, Serenity is hauling a cargo of sex toys, and Kaylee figures no one will miss one itsy bitty little harness and a dildo
Jayne/Kaylee, http://www.extremerestraints.com/under-the-bed-restraint-system_638.html
Kaylee/Inara, glass dildo
Mal/Simon, cockring
Mal/Simon, Mal finds Simon's fur-lined handcuffs
Mal/Simon, restraints
Mal/Simon, space viagra/something?, Simon accepts a drink from the wrong gentleman and Mal gets to either ease the pain or suffer the slutty!Simon without abusing the situation. Or Mal has to ease the pain without helping himself?
Mal/Simon, collar and leash, perhaps some kind of playacting for a job, at least at first:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/collars.html


Gossip Girl:
Chuck/Nate, A game of Truth or Dare ends in nipple clamps


Heroes:
Nathan/Peter, Nathan uses a cock ring to teach Peter a lesson about control
Peter/Claire, http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-squirmy-bendable-vibrator_2167.html


Homicide Life On The Street:
Frank/Mary, cock ring, vibrator. Don't stop taking your meds, Frank! You can't have good sex after you're dead!


The O.C.:
Ryan/Taylor, http://www.extremerestraints.com/leather-spanking-skirt_1075.html


The Office
Jim/Pam, http://www.extremerestraints.com/beginners-ball-gag_2250.html


Psych:
Shawn/Lassiter, ball gag.
Shawn/Lassiter, The whole idea of Lassiter in a sex shop (with Shawn) makes me rapturous. Even better if he's there on the job and trying desperately not to stare at the really scary things and Shawn's there just for the kicks all the while pretending to 'consult'.


Sarah Connor Chronicles:
Derek/Sarah, http://www.extremerestraints.com/latex-examination-gloves_546.html


Sentinel:
Jim/Blair, bottom!Jim and a sling.
Jim/Blair, Blair finds out you don't get Jim's carry on luggage without permission because it just might be where the man he thought was a straight prude might keep his extensive toy collection.


Smallville:
Clark/Lex, Lex has a gift for Clark: a Red!K dildo
Clark/Lex, The Fortress of Solitude has some previously undiscovered equipment
Clark/Lex, Sounds
Clark/Lex, blindfold, improvised (one of Lex's ties?)


Sports Night:
Danny/Casey, http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-bubble-butt-plug_2529.html


SG-1:
Sam/Vala, strap-on


SGA:
Any combination of John, Rodney, Ronon and Teyla, bantos sticks
Carson/Rodney, Rodney wants Carson to put a permanent mark of ownership on him, preferably knifeplay or branding or whathaveyou...
Group, Atlantis has its first ever sex toy party
John/anyone, John is a pain slut and someone decides to test his limits. I'm gonna go for clothespins here.
John/Rodney, OhMiBod
John/Rodney, vibrator
John/Rodney, Ancient sex toys look a lot like ordinary household objects
John/Rodney, John loses a bet and has to wear a butt plug to a staff meeting
John/Rodney, Aliens make them do it with oddly shaped alien sex toys
John/Rodney, Gags, nipple clamps, or sex swing
John/Rodney, a visit to Earth, and this glass dildo
John/Rodney, John bent over a desk, Rodney brandishing a paddle. Bonus point for twisted!wrong AUs.
John/Rodney, collar and a leash!
John/Rodney, bondage tape
John/Rodney, aliens put anal beads inside one of them and the other has to get them out. Slowly.
John/Rodney, blindfolds
Dom!Rodney/sub!John, ball weights make poor John very, very sensitive. Or maybe some electo-play
John/Rodney, Rodney is playing with this and fantasizing about John, who just happens to walk in at the wrong/right moment.
John/Rodney, nipple clamps
John/Rodney, They order a standard dildo or vibrator from an on-line catalog, but accidentally get a "twice as nice" rabbit vibrator (generally designed to be used by women).
John/Rodney, John gives Rodney a beginner's flogger, and asks for a favor.
John/Rodney, For an inexplicable reason, a crate of ostrich feathers comes on the Daedalus. John and Rodney experiment.
John/Rodney, Rodney has a "thing" for a specific gay male porn star, who of course has a dildo designed to look like his penis. John buys him one as a surprise.
John/Rodney, Wanting John to start connecting sex with Rodney, he starts going through a toy catalog asking John's opinion/suggestions. John is totally embarrassed, yet unexpectedly just as aroused.
John/Rodney, Japanese rope bondage, John notices that Rodney ties enemies up with ease and style.
John/Rodney, Somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet
John/Rodney, Ancient cock ring with special abilities, "Fuck, it doesn't come off!"
John/Ronon, Ronon demonstrates the fine art of Satedan rope play for John
John/Ronon (or Ronon/Lorne or Ronon/John/Lorne), dildo, "You Lanteans are weird"; or "You What? with that?" or "Sheppard, why do you have a severed penis in your nightstand?"
John/Teyla, a strap-on
Ronon/Jennifer, Jennifer comes back from a visit to Earth with this
Sam Carter/John or Rodney, bend over boyfriend
Sam/Lorne, an incident in the mess hall, and this li'l scoop
Teyla solo, A vibrator is a horny pregnant woman's best friend
Teyla/anyone, strap-on
Teyla (with or without others involved), "smart balls" PC exercisers, worn while sparring: http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/pc_exercisers.html#t-fuf-1623
Teyla/Cadman, a bit of a surprise, and this discreet vibrator
Teyla/Jennifer, "My people mastered vibrators long ago."


Supernatural:
Dean/Bela, Bella introduces Dean to the joys of pegging
Dean/Bela, fuck or die pegging fic, and a jealous Sam, ftw! \o/
Jessica/Sam, the share silicone double dildo (pegging, with or without harness): http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/double_dildos.html#t-fuf-2255
Sam/Dean, Sam shows Dean that feathers are in fact sex toys
Sam/Dean, Handcuffs and the impala
Sam/Dean, Buttplug and delayed orgasm (Big thanks if Dean can be wearing the plug over some length of time while in the impala as the passenger after being fucked stupid by Sam, cum and lube keeping him slick inside and...)
Sam/Dean, Dildo and oil (hot, sweaty and intense)
Sam/Dean, experiment with anal beads
Sam/Dean, electricity (like these gloves)
Sam/Dean, Dean discovers Sam owns a finely crafted handmade flogger and knows way too much about it for plausible deniability.


Torchwood:
Group, John returns with an alien device that's apparently designed to be used at sex parties to get everyone going. He amuses himself with it.
Gwen/Tosh, alien vibrator that both can feel though it's only in one of them.
Gwen/Tosh, computer sex that makes Gwen come harder than the real thing ever has.
Gwen/Tosh, waterproof vibrator and hot bubble bath.
Jack/anyone, vibrating rings
Jack/Ianto, alien lube (what does it do that's special? I don't know, you decide)
Jack/Ianto, The boys go undercover at a sex club. Jack notices that the swing is unoccupied.
Jack/Ianto, remote-controlled vibrating dildo during a staff meeting
Jack/Ianto, sport sheet (velvet elasticized sheet with velcro cuffs that attach anywhere)
Jack/Ianto, a glow in the dark blow up doll
Jack/Jack, the twenty-first century has a lot more innovation than the 1940s - vibrator.
Jack/Jack, the 1940s has more innovation than Jack knew - ordinary item turned into a sex toy (author's choice of which item).
Jack/John, Sometimes back in the day John got tired of hearing Jack talk during sex. Fortunately the 51st century made really sturdy gags.
Jack/John, handcuffs & cock ring
Jack/Owen, Owen asks about an alien device and Jack shows him
Jack/Owen, cuffs and gag used on Owen.
Jack/Owen, telepathy as a sex toy.
Jack/Owen, speculum play.
Jack/Owen, stirrups (not the horseback kind)
Jack/Owen, nipple clamps
Owen/Ianto, speculum play
Owen/Ianto, stirrups
Owen/Ianto, bed restraints
Owen/Tosh, Owen's been naughty. Tosh has a riding crop.
Tosh/Anyone, vibrator with a programmable remote control


Veronica Mars:
Veronica/Logan, http://www.extremerestraints.com/easy-access-restraint-system_750.html


The Wire:
Kima/McNulty, pegging


Yankees RPS:
A-Rod/Jeter, butt plug
A-Rod/Jeter, Even during the darkest days of the rift, A-Rod still has his fantasies and this



The challenge will run until next Friday at midnight EDT. I'll compose a final post with links to all the stories submitted for the challenge, and I'll invite people to comment to the post with links to their own or to their favorite sex toys previously written. So the post will be a true sex toy porn-a-rama!

Comments

Firefly, Mal/Simon/Jayne, gags

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

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Firefly, Mal/Simon, fur-lined handcuffs

[executrix.livejournal.com]

COLD HANDS, WARM HEART

Jayne thought it was kind of a frost. In the plus column, he got to dangle from the shuttle brandishing a huge firearm. On the downside, not only didn't he get to shoot anybody, now that those two gorram nuisances were coming back, he had to go put their stuff back from where he took it from.

As he emerged from doing so (not particularly neatly) his path crossed Mal's. Jayne leered, said, "Cold hands, warm heart, huh?" and headed off. Mal pushed the sliding door open and blinked. Simon's passenger dorm room reminded him of that time when the Overshoe River broke its bounds, and everybody who didn't have a rowboat sat up in the attic or on the roof and just waited for stuff to go away and get back to normal.

Mal shook his head and started to sort through the mess, although he suspected that Simon had some sort of filing system for his socks so there wouldn't be much chance of making the room look as if no one had ransacked it.

At the summit of one of the toppling heaps was a pair of fur-lined handcuffs, invitingly open, with the key taped to one of the bracelets with three plies of transparent packing tape.

Simon came in, still toweling his hair, looking damp and mildly cyanotic.

"I thought you'd be tendin' to River," Mal said.

"I thought so too, but she just said 'Told you so!' and sashayed off to hustle Wash at Old Maid," Simon said. "You'd think by now he'd know better than to play cards with her for money. So I thought I'd go and, you know, rinse off the vanity of the bonfires."

"Oh," Mal said, and realized he still had a pair of fur-lined handcuffs dangling from his hand. "Hey, are these yours?"

"No," Simon said. "They're just waiting for a streetcar."

Acting from a variety of motives, including a remorseful desire to make it up to Simon for sending him out to play in traffic, and sheer curiosity about why a person with limited space for souvenirs would pick those, Mal threw Simon against the room's front shoji screen, although gently considering whose pocket repairs came out of, and cuffed his hands furrily behind his back. Then, remembering that the boy likely had had enough surprises for one day, he said, "Simon? This OK with you?"

"Please don't stop…Captain," Simon sighed.

Mal spun him around. By the time Simon dipped one knee and then the other, and undid the zipper pull with his teeth (Mal blinked), he found his effort rewarded. Mal grabbed onto one shoulder and the side of Simon's head and just closed his eyes and let himself spin and spiral like a rock swung on a string.

Mal fell backward onto the heap of many of Simon's remaining material possessions on the bed. A moment later, Simon hauled himself up and fell forward crosswise on top of the Captain. Mal used his thighs to maneuver Simon directly on top of him, slid his hands underneath the cuffs and grabbed Simon's ass. Simon rode him to repletion through a single salty kiss, throwing his head back at the last in an echoing shout.

Mal rolled them over. He extricated himself, peeled the tape off the handcuff keys, unlocked them, and gave Simon one more kiss. "Near to dinnertime. Best to wait a few minutes 'fore you come in, 'stead of us comin' in together."

"Yeah, that'll pull the wool over their eyes."

Padding down the corridor, Mal yawned happily. He could see why people went and did stuff that wasn't 100%, if apologizing afterwards was so much fun.

Re: Firefly, Mal/Simon, fur-lined handcuffs

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeee! Yay! Okay, this is both hilarious and HOT. I love Jayne's "Cold hands, warm heart, huh?" So perfectly Jayne. And Simon's "they're just waiting for a streetcar"--hee! And the sex is hot, hot, hot. I suspect Mal is going to be much less averse to apologizing in the future!

Re: Firefly, Mal/Simon, fur-lined handcuffs

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it! It was a lot of fun to write.

As for Mal's future apologies...you see, this is why smut is socially valuable! It reinforces good manners!

Re: Firefly, Mal/Simon, fur-lined handcuffs

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Lovely! So sweet and yet the whole sexin' ... so HOT. Simon on his knees. I could get used to that.

Re: Firefly, Mal/Simon, fur-lined handcuffs

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Glad to be able to give you a little treat! And I see that kassrachel is the next post, with SGA teasing!

SGA, John/Rodney, John loses a bet & has to wear butt plug to a meeting

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

Mine was too long for a comment field, I think, so I posted it to my own lj/website. Here's how it starts...


"You've got to be kidding me," John says, even though he's pretty sure Rodney isn't.

The look on Rodney's face is smug and predatory. "You're so not getting out of this."

"Rodney --"

"If you'd won, I would have publicly proclaimed that I had a crush on Kavanagh," Rodney says, though he can't seem to help adding "ugh" just on principle. He's rummaging in the box he keeps under the bed.

"I wouldn't do that to you," John says, righteously indignant.

"Hm, too bad," Rodney says, sitting up now, supplies in hand. "You must be a nicer person than I am."

"I didn't think you'd actually collect!"

"How long have you known me now?"

It's a rhetorical question, obviously, so John just glares. "It was a stupid bet. If I'd known you'd been practicing --"

"Arguably you never should have taken it," Rodney agrees cheerfully. "Maybe you subconsciously wanted to lose."


(Read the whole thing here (http://kassrachel.livejournal.com/592136.html) on lj / here (http://trickster.org/kass/artoflosing.html) on my website.)

SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Rodney stood holding the thing aloft, looking at it reverently.

“A mini-ZPM,” he announced.

“I don’t know, Rodney. It doesn’t look anything like a ZPM.” John looked at it dubiously. “And the way you’re rubbing it is making me uncomfortable.”

“Oh stop it, Colonel Twelve-Year-Old! Here, touch it, make it glow.”

“Okay, really uncomfortable now,” John said, taking the smooth cylindrical item from Rodney’s sweaty fingers. Jesus, the guy got excited over the silliest things. Searching the Ancient’s equivalent of a broom closet was not John’s idea of a good time. John’s idea of a good time was sneaking back with Rodney to his quarters and making out in his rumpled unmade bed and giving each other blow jobs. And speaking of blow jobs… the mini-ZPM looked more like a …

“Rodney? I think this is a dildo.”

“Seriously, Sheppard. I know your level of maturity is often called into question, but if you’re not going to help, then you’re of no use to me.” Rodney pulled another item off the shelf and stared at it. It was wedge-shaped and foamy. “Do you think this is one of those things that translates Wraith into Ancient?”

“No, no I don’t,” John said.

“This is some sort of mind-reading thing, I’m sure of it!” Rodney said triumphantly, holding up an item with one of his mini-ZPMs attached to several thick translucent straps. “Here, put it on your head.”

“First of all, safety protocols. And second, this does not go on your head.”

John had taken the harness in his hands, the straps glowing cool and blue against his skin. The lone dildo from Rodney’s first foray was also starting to come to life, a green glow emanating from its core. John dropped the harness and ran his finger over the tip and the thing pulsed.

“Hey!” Rodney said, pulling his hand away quickly from what looked like a round pot. His hand was covered in goop and he wiped it on his shirt. The goop kept on gooping and Rodney started going nuts. “Get this stuff off me! Arg!” He stripped off his shirt and wiped his hands on it. “Won’t… dry… off…”

“It’s lube,” John said, his eyes glazing over. The sight of Rodney’s naked chest was giving him ideas, not all of them licit. The dildo in his hands warmed.

“Look at these. These are…” Rodney paused, holding up the handcuffs and waving them at John. “These are handcuffs. Oh Jesus, this is the sex toys closet!”

“Rodney.” John tried to keep his voice level, even as he advanced on Rodney. “I want to put this in you.”

“What? But… we haven’t even… I mean, we will, but we haven’t…”

“Consider this a warm up,” John said, closing the space and kissing Rodney. Rodney undressed in record time and then helped John, who was trying to do it one-handed as he was loathe to let go of the dildo. The lube just kept on replenishing itself and there was plenty to go around. John’s hands were coated and he reached down between Rodney’s legs.

“Just a minute,” Rodney said, turning around and draping himself over a nearby lounge which seemed to be just for that purpose. John began using his fingers, trying to be careful, and Rodney just shouted at him to get on with it, the pushy bastard. So John reached over to one of the shelves and got what seemed to be a gag and sure enough, it fit in Rodney’s mouth perfectly. Then he pushed the dildo in and felt it pulsing and vibrating along with his own thoughts, which was a really nice sort of remote control. He tried different things, heat, pounding vibrations and little tiny vibrations, even made the thing swell a bit inside Rodney. Rodney’s shivers and moans were the making John sweat.

When he finally curled his free hand around Rodney’s cock, Rodney spurt all over the Ancient lounge and collapsed on top of it. Five seconds later, John was coming all over Rodney, not even waiting for Rodney to get in on the action.

“Huh,” Rodney said, once he’d removed the gag. “The lube has completely evaporated, the dildo has gone soft and these lounges are self-cleaning. I’m sure there’s something here that can be used against the Wraith.”

“I’ll leave you to work that out,” John said. “But before you do, I think it’s only right that we test everything in this room to make sure we’re not missing anything imminently vital to the mission.”

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha. Leave it to Rodney to want to use sex toys against the Wraith. Good thing he has John to help him, um, test all that equipment. LOL

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Hey, Rodney is totally gay for TECHNOLOGY.

Hee!

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[mf_luder_xf]

“No, no I don’t,” John said.

LOL! I can just hear that.

Magically cleaning sex closet FTW!

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Rodney will definitely figure out how to defeat all of Atlantis' enemies with this new technology!

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh Rodney. Oh, John.

I think it’s only right that we test everything in this room to make sure we’re not missing anything imminently vital to the mission.

It's so noble of them to sacrifice this way for the mission. *g*

This was such dirty good fun. Thanks so much for writing it, doll!

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Thank you for hosting. *bows*

Now on to Torchwood porn!

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

“First of all, safety protocols. And second, this does not go on your head.”

Ahahahahaha!

Oh, JOHN.

This is awesome. Mini-ZPMs! ::snerk::

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Well, the ZPM IS very phallic, I think we all agree on that.

ZOMG just read your contribution and ... wow, hot hot hot.

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

Yay! My prompt was so well used. (heh). This was perfect.

Re: SGA, John/Rodney, somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Oh awesome. It was a great prompt - so many possibilities! Thanks.

SGA, John/Rodney, AMTDI with anal beads

[mf_luder_xf]

Too long for comment!

A gift, the aliens had said. A test, the aliens had said. Did anyone tell him what it was? Did anyone ask if he wanted a gift? Of course not. A snap of their fingers and John had fallen to his knees in front of their rag-tag altar, crying out as something shifted inside him, lighting his body deliciously on fire.

A Gift

Smallville, Clark/Lex, a Red!K dildo

[yavannauk.livejournal.com]

A slow, sinuous shudder ran through Clark's body as the dildo settled inside him. Lex gave him a minute to adjust to the size of the thing before pulling it part way out and then pushing it in again, hard. Clark's head jerked up sharply at the second thrust and then he turned to look over his shoulder at Lex. His pupils were ringed with a red gleam and there was a feral smile on his face.

Too long for a single comment so over at my LJ - Seeing Red (http://yavannauk.livejournal.com/281027.html)