Sex Toy Porn-a-rama!
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scribblinlenoreHere it is! The rules are simple:
1. Pick a prompt.
2. Write some comment porn.
3. Post it to this entry.
4. Please fill out the subject line like this: [fandom], [pairing], [sex toy]. Note: You don't have to include the entire prompt, since some of them are too long.
5. Read, comment, and have fun!
Note: This post is just for stories and comments. If you have questions, email me at scribblinlenore@livejournal.com.
We have prompts in 25 fandoms!
Assume that any link contained within the prompts is extremely not work safe!
BSG:
Kara/Leoben, http://www.extremerestraints.com/prisoner-transport-steel-restraints_2302.html
Black Donnellys:
Tommy/Jenny, http://www.extremerestraints.com/zippered-eyeless-hood_2347.html
B7:
Servalan/a not insignificant selection of Space Command. Some kind of sex toy that doesn't exist in C21. Surprise me!
Boa Vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes:
Emmett/Brendan, cockring, "Fuck it doesn't come off!"
CW RPS:
Jared/Sandy with a strap-on
Jensen/Jared, food (something silly like Cheezees or buffalo wings)
Jensen/Jared, Dildo and oil (hot, sweaty and intense)
Jensen/Jared and those dice with sexual positions on them
Die Hard:
McClane/Farrell, http://www.extremerestraints.com/snap-on-cock-and-ball-harness_1952.html
Doctor Who:
Nine/Jack, sonic screwdriver
Nine/Jack, TARDIS bondage room (toys up to the author)
Nine/Jack/(voyeur Rose), TARDIS bondage room (toys up to the author)
Nine/Jack/Rose, sentient alien vine
Ten/Donna, http://www.extremerestraints.com/stallion-guard_9.html
Firefly:
Any combination of Inara/Kaylee/River, a pretty little g-spot vibrator:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/innie_vibrators.html#t-lab-2259
Inara solo, A good companion knows the importance of self-pleasure and has the right tools for the job
Jayne/Kaylee, Serenity is hauling a cargo of sex toys, and Kaylee figures no one will miss one itsy bitty little harness and a dildo
Jayne/Kaylee, http://www.extremerestraints.com/under-the-bed-restraint-system_638.html
Kaylee/Inara, glass dildo
Mal/Simon, cockring
Mal/Simon, Mal finds Simon's fur-lined handcuffs
Mal/Simon, restraints
Mal/Simon, space viagra/something?, Simon accepts a drink from the wrong gentleman and Mal gets to either ease the pain or suffer the slutty!Simon without abusing the situation. Or Mal has to ease the pain without helping himself?
Mal/Simon, collar and leash, perhaps some kind of playacting for a job, at least at first:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/collars.html
Gossip Girl:
Chuck/Nate, A game of Truth or Dare ends in nipple clamps
Heroes:
Nathan/Peter, Nathan uses a cock ring to teach Peter a lesson about control
Peter/Claire, http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-squirmy-bendable-vibrator_2167.html
Homicide Life On The Street:
Frank/Mary, cock ring, vibrator. Don't stop taking your meds, Frank! You can't have good sex after you're dead!
The O.C.:
Ryan/Taylor, http://www.extremerestraints.com/leather-spanking-skirt_1075.html
The Office
Jim/Pam, http://www.extremerestraints.com/beginners-ball-gag_2250.html
Psych:
Shawn/Lassiter, ball gag.
Shawn/Lassiter, The whole idea of Lassiter in a sex shop (with Shawn) makes me rapturous. Even better if he's there on the job and trying desperately not to stare at the really scary things and Shawn's there just for the kicks all the while pretending to 'consult'.
Sarah Connor Chronicles:
Derek/Sarah, http://www.extremerestraints.com/latex-examination-gloves_546.html
Sentinel:
Jim/Blair, bottom!Jim and a sling.
Jim/Blair, Blair finds out you don't get Jim's carry on luggage without permission because it just might be where the man he thought was a straight prude might keep his extensive toy collection.
Smallville:
Clark/Lex, Lex has a gift for Clark: a Red!K dildo
Clark/Lex, The Fortress of Solitude has some previously undiscovered equipment
Clark/Lex, Sounds
Clark/Lex, blindfold, improvised (one of Lex's ties?)
Sports Night:
Danny/Casey, http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-bubble-butt-plug_2529.html
SG-1:
Sam/Vala, strap-on
SGA:
Any combination of John, Rodney, Ronon and Teyla, bantos sticks
Carson/Rodney, Rodney wants Carson to put a permanent mark of ownership on him, preferably knifeplay or branding or whathaveyou...
Group, Atlantis has its first ever sex toy party
John/anyone, John is a pain slut and someone decides to test his limits. I'm gonna go for clothespins here.
John/Rodney, OhMiBod
John/Rodney, vibrator
John/Rodney, Ancient sex toys look a lot like ordinary household objects
John/Rodney, John loses a bet and has to wear a butt plug to a staff meeting
John/Rodney, Aliens make them do it with oddly shaped alien sex toys
John/Rodney, Gags, nipple clamps, or sex swing
John/Rodney, a visit to Earth, and this glass dildo
John/Rodney, John bent over a desk, Rodney brandishing a paddle. Bonus point for twisted!wrong AUs.
John/Rodney, collar and a leash!
John/Rodney, bondage tape
John/Rodney, aliens put anal beads inside one of them and the other has to get them out. Slowly.
John/Rodney, blindfolds
Dom!Rodney/sub!John, ball weights make poor John very, very sensitive. Or maybe some electo-play
John/Rodney, Rodney is playing with this and fantasizing about John, who just happens to walk in at the wrong/right moment.
John/Rodney, nipple clamps
John/Rodney, They order a standard dildo or vibrator from an on-line catalog, but accidentally get a "twice as nice" rabbit vibrator (generally designed to be used by women).
John/Rodney, John gives Rodney a beginner's flogger, and asks for a favor.
John/Rodney, For an inexplicable reason, a crate of ostrich feathers comes on the Daedalus. John and Rodney experiment.
John/Rodney, Rodney has a "thing" for a specific gay male porn star, who of course has a dildo designed to look like his penis. John buys him one as a surprise.
John/Rodney, Wanting John to start connecting sex with Rodney, he starts going through a toy catalog asking John's opinion/suggestions. John is totally embarrassed, yet unexpectedly just as aroused.
John/Rodney, Japanese rope bondage, John notices that Rodney ties enemies up with ease and style.
John/Rodney, Somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet
John/Rodney, Ancient cock ring with special abilities, "Fuck, it doesn't come off!"
John/Ronon, Ronon demonstrates the fine art of Satedan rope play for John
John/Ronon (or Ronon/Lorne or Ronon/John/Lorne), dildo, "You Lanteans are weird"; or "You What? with that?" or "Sheppard, why do you have a severed penis in your nightstand?"
John/Teyla, a strap-on
Ronon/Jennifer, Jennifer comes back from a visit to Earth with this
Sam Carter/John or Rodney, bend over boyfriend
Sam/Lorne, an incident in the mess hall, and this li'l scoop
Teyla solo, A vibrator is a horny pregnant woman's best friend
Teyla/anyone, strap-on
Teyla (with or without others involved), "smart balls" PC exercisers, worn while sparring: http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/pc_exercisers.html#t-fuf-1623
Teyla/Cadman, a bit of a surprise, and this discreet vibrator
Teyla/Jennifer, "My people mastered vibrators long ago."
Supernatural:
Dean/Bela, Bella introduces Dean to the joys of pegging
Dean/Bela, fuck or die pegging fic, and a jealous Sam, ftw! \o/
Jessica/Sam, the share silicone double dildo (pegging, with or without harness): http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/double_dildos.html#t-fuf-2255
Sam/Dean, Sam shows Dean that feathers are in fact sex toys
Sam/Dean, Handcuffs and the impala
Sam/Dean, Buttplug and delayed orgasm (Big thanks if Dean can be wearing the plug over some length of time while in the impala as the passenger after being fucked stupid by Sam, cum and lube keeping him slick inside and...)
Sam/Dean, Dildo and oil (hot, sweaty and intense)
Sam/Dean, experiment with anal beads
Sam/Dean, electricity (like these gloves)
Sam/Dean, Dean discovers Sam owns a finely crafted handmade flogger and knows way too much about it for plausible deniability.
Torchwood:
Group, John returns with an alien device that's apparently designed to be used at sex parties to get everyone going. He amuses himself with it.
Gwen/Tosh, alien vibrator that both can feel though it's only in one of them.
Gwen/Tosh, computer sex that makes Gwen come harder than the real thing ever has.
Gwen/Tosh, waterproof vibrator and hot bubble bath.
Jack/anyone, vibrating rings
Jack/Ianto, alien lube (what does it do that's special? I don't know, you decide)
Jack/Ianto, The boys go undercover at a sex club. Jack notices that the swing is unoccupied.
Jack/Ianto, remote-controlled vibrating dildo during a staff meeting
Jack/Ianto, sport sheet (velvet elasticized sheet with velcro cuffs that attach anywhere)
Jack/Ianto, a glow in the dark blow up doll
Jack/Jack, the twenty-first century has a lot more innovation than the 1940s - vibrator.
Jack/Jack, the 1940s has more innovation than Jack knew - ordinary item turned into a sex toy (author's choice of which item).
Jack/John, Sometimes back in the day John got tired of hearing Jack talk during sex. Fortunately the 51st century made really sturdy gags.
Jack/John, handcuffs & cock ring
Jack/Owen, Owen asks about an alien device and Jack shows him
Jack/Owen, cuffs and gag used on Owen.
Jack/Owen, telepathy as a sex toy.
Jack/Owen, speculum play.
Jack/Owen, stirrups (not the horseback kind)
Jack/Owen, nipple clamps
Owen/Ianto, speculum play
Owen/Ianto, stirrups
Owen/Ianto, bed restraints
Owen/Tosh, Owen's been naughty. Tosh has a riding crop.
Tosh/Anyone, vibrator with a programmable remote control
Veronica Mars:
Veronica/Logan, http://www.extremerestraints.com/easy-access-restraint-system_750.html
The Wire:
Kima/McNulty, pegging
Yankees RPS:
A-Rod/Jeter, butt plug
A-Rod/Jeter, Even during the darkest days of the rift, A-Rod still has his fantasies and this
The challenge will run until next Friday at midnight EDT. I'll compose a final post with links to all the stories submitted for the challenge, and I'll invite people to comment to the post with links to their own or to their favorite sex toys previously written. So the post will be a true sex toy porn-a-rama!
1. Pick a prompt.
2. Write some comment porn.
3. Post it to this entry.
4. Please fill out the subject line like this: [fandom], [pairing], [sex toy]. Note: You don't have to include the entire prompt, since some of them are too long.
5. Read, comment, and have fun!
Note: This post is just for stories and comments. If you have questions, email me at scribblinlenore@livejournal.com.
We have prompts in 25 fandoms!
Assume that any link contained within the prompts is extremely not work safe!
BSG:
Kara/Leoben, http://www.extremerestraints.com/prisoner-transport-steel-restraints_2302.html
Black Donnellys:
Tommy/Jenny, http://www.extremerestraints.com/zippered-eyeless-hood_2347.html
B7:
Servalan/a not insignificant selection of Space Command. Some kind of sex toy that doesn't exist in C21. Surprise me!
Boa Vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes:
Emmett/Brendan, cockring, "Fuck it doesn't come off!"
CW RPS:
Jared/Sandy with a strap-on
Jensen/Jared, food (something silly like Cheezees or buffalo wings)
Jensen/Jared, Dildo and oil (hot, sweaty and intense)
Jensen/Jared and those dice with sexual positions on them
Die Hard:
McClane/Farrell, http://www.extremerestraints.com/snap-on-cock-and-ball-harness_1952.html
Doctor Who:
Nine/Jack, sonic screwdriver
Nine/Jack, TARDIS bondage room (toys up to the author)
Nine/Jack/(voyeur Rose), TARDIS bondage room (toys up to the author)
Nine/Jack/Rose, sentient alien vine
Ten/Donna, http://www.extremerestraints.com/stallion-guard_9.html
Firefly:
Any combination of Inara/Kaylee/River, a pretty little g-spot vibrator:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/innie_vibrators.html#t-lab-2259
Inara solo, A good companion knows the importance of self-pleasure and has the right tools for the job
Jayne/Kaylee, Serenity is hauling a cargo of sex toys, and Kaylee figures no one will miss one itsy bitty little harness and a dildo
Jayne/Kaylee, http://www.extremerestraints.com/under-the-bed-restraint-system_638.html
Kaylee/Inara, glass dildo
Mal/Simon, cockring
Mal/Simon, Mal finds Simon's fur-lined handcuffs
Mal/Simon, restraints
Mal/Simon, space viagra/something?, Simon accepts a drink from the wrong gentleman and Mal gets to either ease the pain or suffer the slutty!Simon without abusing the situation. Or Mal has to ease the pain without helping himself?
Mal/Simon, collar and leash, perhaps some kind of playacting for a job, at least at first:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/collars.html
Gossip Girl:
Chuck/Nate, A game of Truth or Dare ends in nipple clamps
Heroes:
Nathan/Peter, Nathan uses a cock ring to teach Peter a lesson about control
Peter/Claire, http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-squirmy-bendable-vibrator_2167.html
Homicide Life On The Street:
Frank/Mary, cock ring, vibrator. Don't stop taking your meds, Frank! You can't have good sex after you're dead!
The O.C.:
Ryan/Taylor, http://www.extremerestraints.com/leather-spanking-skirt_1075.html
The Office
Jim/Pam, http://www.extremerestraints.com/beginners-ball-gag_2250.html
Psych:
Shawn/Lassiter, ball gag.
Shawn/Lassiter, The whole idea of Lassiter in a sex shop (with Shawn) makes me rapturous. Even better if he's there on the job and trying desperately not to stare at the really scary things and Shawn's there just for the kicks all the while pretending to 'consult'.
Sarah Connor Chronicles:
Derek/Sarah, http://www.extremerestraints.com/latex-examination-gloves_546.html
Sentinel:
Jim/Blair, bottom!Jim and a sling.
Jim/Blair, Blair finds out you don't get Jim's carry on luggage without permission because it just might be where the man he thought was a straight prude might keep his extensive toy collection.
Smallville:
Clark/Lex, Lex has a gift for Clark: a Red!K dildo
Clark/Lex, The Fortress of Solitude has some previously undiscovered equipment
Clark/Lex, Sounds
Clark/Lex, blindfold, improvised (one of Lex's ties?)
Sports Night:
Danny/Casey, http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-bubble-butt-plug_2529.html
SG-1:
Sam/Vala, strap-on
SGA:
Any combination of John, Rodney, Ronon and Teyla, bantos sticks
Carson/Rodney, Rodney wants Carson to put a permanent mark of ownership on him, preferably knifeplay or branding or whathaveyou...
Group, Atlantis has its first ever sex toy party
John/anyone, John is a pain slut and someone decides to test his limits. I'm gonna go for clothespins here.
John/Rodney, OhMiBod
John/Rodney, vibrator
John/Rodney, Ancient sex toys look a lot like ordinary household objects
John/Rodney, John loses a bet and has to wear a butt plug to a staff meeting
John/Rodney, Aliens make them do it with oddly shaped alien sex toys
John/Rodney, Gags, nipple clamps, or sex swing
John/Rodney, a visit to Earth, and this glass dildo
John/Rodney, John bent over a desk, Rodney brandishing a paddle. Bonus point for twisted!wrong AUs.
John/Rodney, collar and a leash!
John/Rodney, bondage tape
John/Rodney, aliens put anal beads inside one of them and the other has to get them out. Slowly.
John/Rodney, blindfolds
Dom!Rodney/sub!John, ball weights make poor John very, very sensitive. Or maybe some electo-play
John/Rodney, Rodney is playing with this and fantasizing about John, who just happens to walk in at the wrong/right moment.
John/Rodney, nipple clamps
John/Rodney, They order a standard dildo or vibrator from an on-line catalog, but accidentally get a "twice as nice" rabbit vibrator (generally designed to be used by women).
John/Rodney, John gives Rodney a beginner's flogger, and asks for a favor.
John/Rodney, For an inexplicable reason, a crate of ostrich feathers comes on the Daedalus. John and Rodney experiment.
John/Rodney, Rodney has a "thing" for a specific gay male porn star, who of course has a dildo designed to look like his penis. John buys him one as a surprise.
John/Rodney, Wanting John to start connecting sex with Rodney, he starts going through a toy catalog asking John's opinion/suggestions. John is totally embarrassed, yet unexpectedly just as aroused.
John/Rodney, Japanese rope bondage, John notices that Rodney ties enemies up with ease and style.
John/Rodney, Somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet
John/Rodney, Ancient cock ring with special abilities, "Fuck, it doesn't come off!"
John/Ronon, Ronon demonstrates the fine art of Satedan rope play for John
John/Ronon (or Ronon/Lorne or Ronon/John/Lorne), dildo, "You Lanteans are weird"; or "You What? with that?" or "Sheppard, why do you have a severed penis in your nightstand?"
John/Teyla, a strap-on
Ronon/Jennifer, Jennifer comes back from a visit to Earth with this
Sam Carter/John or Rodney, bend over boyfriend
Sam/Lorne, an incident in the mess hall, and this li'l scoop
Teyla solo, A vibrator is a horny pregnant woman's best friend
Teyla/anyone, strap-on
Teyla (with or without others involved), "smart balls" PC exercisers, worn while sparring: http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/pc_exercisers.html#t-fuf-1623
Teyla/Cadman, a bit of a surprise, and this discreet vibrator
Teyla/Jennifer, "My people mastered vibrators long ago."
Supernatural:
Dean/Bela, Bella introduces Dean to the joys of pegging
Dean/Bela, fuck or die pegging fic, and a jealous Sam, ftw! \o/
Jessica/Sam, the share silicone double dildo (pegging, with or without harness): http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/double_dildos.html#t-fuf-2255
Sam/Dean, Sam shows Dean that feathers are in fact sex toys
Sam/Dean, Handcuffs and the impala
Sam/Dean, Buttplug and delayed orgasm (Big thanks if Dean can be wearing the plug over some length of time while in the impala as the passenger after being fucked stupid by Sam, cum and lube keeping him slick inside and...)
Sam/Dean, Dildo and oil (hot, sweaty and intense)
Sam/Dean, experiment with anal beads
Sam/Dean, electricity (like these gloves)
Sam/Dean, Dean discovers Sam owns a finely crafted handmade flogger and knows way too much about it for plausible deniability.
Torchwood:
Group, John returns with an alien device that's apparently designed to be used at sex parties to get everyone going. He amuses himself with it.
Gwen/Tosh, alien vibrator that both can feel though it's only in one of them.
Gwen/Tosh, computer sex that makes Gwen come harder than the real thing ever has.
Gwen/Tosh, waterproof vibrator and hot bubble bath.
Jack/anyone, vibrating rings
Jack/Ianto, alien lube (what does it do that's special? I don't know, you decide)
Jack/Ianto, The boys go undercover at a sex club. Jack notices that the swing is unoccupied.
Jack/Ianto, remote-controlled vibrating dildo during a staff meeting
Jack/Ianto, sport sheet (velvet elasticized sheet with velcro cuffs that attach anywhere)
Jack/Ianto, a glow in the dark blow up doll
Jack/Jack, the twenty-first century has a lot more innovation than the 1940s - vibrator.
Jack/Jack, the 1940s has more innovation than Jack knew - ordinary item turned into a sex toy (author's choice of which item).
Jack/John, Sometimes back in the day John got tired of hearing Jack talk during sex. Fortunately the 51st century made really sturdy gags.
Jack/John, handcuffs & cock ring
Jack/Owen, Owen asks about an alien device and Jack shows him
Jack/Owen, cuffs and gag used on Owen.
Jack/Owen, telepathy as a sex toy.
Jack/Owen, speculum play.
Jack/Owen, stirrups (not the horseback kind)
Jack/Owen, nipple clamps
Owen/Ianto, speculum play
Owen/Ianto, stirrups
Owen/Ianto, bed restraints
Owen/Tosh, Owen's been naughty. Tosh has a riding crop.
Tosh/Anyone, vibrator with a programmable remote control
Veronica Mars:
Veronica/Logan, http://www.extremerestraints.com/easy-access-restraint-system_750.html
The Wire:
Kima/McNulty, pegging
Yankees RPS:
A-Rod/Jeter, butt plug
A-Rod/Jeter, Even during the darkest days of the rift, A-Rod still has his fantasies and this
The challenge will run until next Friday at midnight EDT. I'll compose a final post with links to all the stories submitted for the challenge, and I'll invite people to comment to the post with links to their own or to their favorite sex toys previously written. So the post will be a true sex toy porn-a-rama!
SGA, John/Rodney, AMTDI with anal beads
Date: 2008-04-02 12:00 am (UTC)A gift, the aliens had said. A test, the aliens had said. Did anyone tell him what it was? Did anyone ask if he wanted a gift? Of course not. A snap of their fingers and John had fallen to his knees in front of their rag-tag altar, crying out as something shifted inside him, lighting his body deliciously on fire.
A Gift