Who wants to play a round of Spammy Subject Line Smut?

I stayed home feeling sickly today with the sinus headache from hell, and I had this naive idea that maybe I'd get some writing done, since I have ideas for both my Nathan/Peter ficathon story and an SPN story, but I can't concentrate when I have a headache. So I needs me some entertainment. And I thought we could play a game!

I've been collecting interesting spam subject lines, because it amuses me, and as possible fodder for stories. So what say we make smutty prompts out of them! If you want to play along, pick a smutty spam prompt and comment with a little smutty something-something based on it, any fandom, any pairing, any anything you want. Fun, no???

( Smutty spam prompts )

Or feel free to write smutty spam prompts of your own finding or to suggest more in the comments. Come entertain me, peoples!!

SGA Fic: Bric-a-brac Childbearing

I was trying to get people to write me stuff with my Spammy Subject Line Smut game, but then there was this prompt: bric-a-brac childbearing. I've spent WAY too much time hanging out with barely_bean to pass that one up. It's too long for the comments, so I'm posting it here. And yes, yes, there is MPreg in here. *g*

( Bric-a-brac childbearing, John/Rodney, NC-17 )