Happy Friday!

[scribblinlenore]

It's long-weekend time here in the U.S., and we're getting out early, and the pitch from hell is finally over. So I'm celebrating with a poll!


[Poll #811871]


Feel free to discuss! *g*

Comments

[mcee.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard and John Winchester

HOLY SHIT.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. That's all kinds of stoic and capable there. :)

[catmoran.livejournal.com]

"I don't want to hurt you. I just need you to help me prove I didn't murder my commanding officer."

I'd really like to read most of the AUs listed. The reason this one got my vote is, a (mostly) sane man would have said "I'm not going to hurt you."

This John isn't quite that sane.

I want to know more about him.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

*nods* When you're a hunted man, wrongly accused, you're not going to be as well-balanced as you once were. And you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

Watch out, Rodney!

[aelora.livejournal.com]

Lex and Ronon are totally one of my AU OTPs!!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

That is hotness of epic proportions! I like to imagine them both wearing leather pants...

*drools*

[tenillypo.livejournal.com]

John is the owner of a traveling carnival, like his father and his father before him, and Rodney is the nitpicky safety inspector who's come to make sure the Ferris wheel is up to code. It's bickering! Bantering! It's love on the midway!

Almost chose this one, except I think I've read already, only instead of the owner, John was the trapeze artist. Flying through the air! In tights! I don't know if that can be topped. =P

But hostage Rodney and reluctant kidnapper John...that's love.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

And trapeze!John would be so limber too! No, no, that really can't be topped. *g*

Can you imagine a pissier kidnap victim than Rodney? Hee! John's going to have a whole other set of problems on his hands.

[tenillypo.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Kidnapping Rodney is like a whole odyssey unto itself. Poor, poor John. I guess all the hot sex they'll end up having will have to comfort him.

[amandajane5.livejournal.com]

Your brain is a fun place.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

That's so much nicer than when people say it's a scary place! *g*

[medea-aries.livejournal.com]

Seems everyone wants the Brazil one =P But seriously, it's Brazil. Land of caipirinas, garotos and garotas, samba, beaches and ragga. I liked the carnival, as it promised much snark, but Brazil? I can definitely work with that.

Also, we want Lex-sex. Because it's been far too long since we had a fix, and SV does get worst as time passes, amazing as that is. But if Dean-sex wins, I ain't complaining.

And there's the universal hate for Lana, alright >< I'll never look at pink with the same eyes. Now, Clark being straight? So out of my realm of possibilities it makes me cringe just to think about it. Next they'll call Lex butch, or make Jonatha even more of a Saint than everyone though he was (if you ask me, he was a judgamental, overbearing jerk much of the time, but well, I might be biased on Lex's behalf)

Has anyone else noticed the show has been progressively smothering Chloe's personality. He's Lana's bestest girlfriend, and next thing we know they'll be swapping clothes and wearing matching, furry pink pens and listening to Britney Spears. But I'm not bitter...

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I thought of setting the kidnap one in Brazil, because a friend of mine is on vacation there now, and I'm jealous!

Yes, yes, everyone does want Lex sex. And the SGA people want Ronon sex. The two of them would be just dangerously hot together!

Re: Clark. LOL! Yes, it probably is very AU to pair him with a woman when he nearly faints at the sight of boobie. Hee!

Re: Chloe. Somebody needs to save her!

[medea-aries.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers* Mebbe I'll move there to study *crosses fingers harder* I'll have you over so you won't have to be jealous anymore =P

Hummmm... Lex. Sadly, the awful script, nastier plot and high Lana Lang dosses have managed to scare us all slashers well away from SV. No writers stayed, and really, who can blame them? They had little to nothing to work with, and we all ran screaming for the hills when the tried to implant Lana with a personality and make Chloe the second cheerleader on the piramid.

Re: *giggles* The boy gets all twitchy when presented with female anatomy. The actor can't even manage to look enthusiastic when presentes with the soft, flat prospect of un-penised genitalia.

RE: I'm afraind that... she's gone. I'm so sorry madam. We did all we could *weeps*

[carolandtom.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I have no idea who Laura Cadman is, but I'll take anyhting with Clark Kent. :)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Laura is a very spunky, wisecracking Marine on SGA. She actually probably terrify poor Clark, but she could definitely teach him a thing or two! *g*

[carolandtom.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I'll try to watch SGA to see her in action. :)

[swanswan.livejournal.com]

OMG the prospect of Teyla having to put up with Lana Lang is just WRONG. After all she has already suffered!!!!

Although... there could be some good asskicking. And Lana could probably be almost bearable when completely reduced to sex-slave status...

Lexxxxx and Roooonnnnnnon!!!!!!! *slow blink*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I did envision the Teyla/Lana as Teyla teaching the pink princess a lesson about who's really tough, and then having her way with her. But you're still probably right. That was a terrible thing to do to poor Teyla! I need to give her some makeup sex with Ronon or Lex (or, hey, both of them!) to make it better. *g*

[wymsie.livejournal.com]

Why didn't you have ticky boxes???? I love all the scenarios! Ferris wheels! Male hookers/spies! BBM with a happy ending!! Sex store owner who wants to please his fav customer! Kidnapping and gags to prove innocence. OMG I love them all!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! It's really, really hard to go wrong with John/Rodney. They're like the little black dress of fandom. They work in any universe!

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on your Friday! *smooches*

John Sheppard and John Winchester

This... broke my brain. I still can't decide whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Yay Friday! Yay for dinner on Monday!

Re: John/John. Yes, I think I broke my own brain. I totally cannot decide how I feel about it. Sometimes, I think there's something there, but mostly I lean toward makes me want to cry.

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

I think so, too. Shep would probably try to recruit Papa Winchester for his team the way he picked up Ronon, but Papa is NOT a puppy by any means, when he's grumpy it's not the Rodney kind of manageable grumpy, and oh - he'd probably put John in his place the way he does with his boys! And John would have a scary moment of Daddy Issues (because he probably has a nice collection of those) and end up whining to Elizabeth how this guy bugs him and could she do something to make him go away?

Anyway. I see no John/John. Papa Winchester/Teyla, though... hmmmm. I think she might make him act a little nervous and adorable. Oh, happy place!

[dossier.livejournal.com]

I couldn't pick just one of the AU's. I know there's a circus AU out there already, in case you care, but they all are really intriguing! I see the Forensics expert is leading the polls!

I think the only crossover that doesn't make me want to spork my eyes out is Rodney/Chloe. PLEASE there be a reasonably serious age difference!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

After I'd posted this, I remembered hearing there was a circus AU, but I'm not planning to write any of these. It was just good poll fun, so...I guess it doesn't really matter! *g*

Re: unlikely couples. Hee! Yes, there were quite a few people that voted that they all made them want to cry.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Okay I have never seen SGA but I googled Ronon OMG the hot yes him . . .Lex . . . this is good. Maybe i need to watch SGA once in a while. Damn.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! You have EXCELLENT taste. Ronon and Lex...man, that would be an absolute explosion of hotness if those two ever got together.

*whispers* SGA is having a GREAT third season. I totally encourage you to watch.

[mos-self.livejournal.com]

You provide such a menu of temptations! Lex/Ronon!
And John Sheppard/John Winchester sounds particuarly enticing.

Idle curiosity: When you say "Bay Area," which bay? I ask since you're on the Right Coast and I'm on the Left.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

When you pool those three shows together, that's a lot of hotness to mix and match with! *g*

Re: the Bay Area. I mean the one on the Left coast! We have a Tri-State Area, but no Bay Area of our own.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

see the thing is-- you keep coming up with these ideas, and then you'll complain when I make you write all of them. When really. Clearly it's all your fault.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

You are incorrigible, you know that, right? *g*

[krisdia.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love your polls with fic ideas, but it's always so hard to choose! I went for #2 because I suspected it was going to be unloved given the temptation of crazy!Brazil!John wanting to prove his innocence, but, really, I'd love to read all of them, especially 2,4 and 5.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Making polls is so much easier than writing fiction! I ::heart:: poll-making. *g*

The results are always interesting. They're always something that's totally predictable, like everybody voting for crazy!Brazil!John. And always something that makes me go "wow, weird!" like so many people voting for Rodney and Chloe!

[westmin.livejournal.com]

why couldn't the AUs be in tickyboxes? [/whines]

hee! seems like lotsa people have kidnap!kinks..
;D

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yes, yes, I kind of suspected crazy!Brazil!John was going to get a lot of votes. Rodney would be the worst kidnap victim ever!

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Hee! As much as I love the thought of cowboy!John, I chose the Brazil story because I like slightlyunhinged!John, and proximity to the rainforest would provide many opportunities for Rodney to complain about poisonous insects. Also, it could be very shooty. *g*

Lex Luthor and Ronon

*melts onto floor* I- it's - Lex would have to climb him like a goddamned tree. *flails*

Teyla and Lana Lang

As if being shunted to the sidelines in favor of that whingeing Beckett wasn't punishment enough! *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh, my God! Can you imagine how insufferable Rodney would be? Not only has he been kidnapped, but he's been forced to endure natura. LOL!

Re: Lex and Ronon. I think their combined hotness might actually cause a rift in the fabric of space/time. Not that I think that should stop them!

Re: Teyl and Lana. I was kind of envisioning Teyla making Lana her bitch, but...it's still probably cruel. *g*

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Oh, my God! Can you imagine how insufferable Rodney would be? Not only has he been kidnapped, but he's been forced to endure natura. LOL!

"It's bad enough I'm being forced to conduct scientific tests using materials undoubtedly pilfered from a local preschool, I'm also in constant danger of being stung by deadly insects or fatally bitten by poisonous snakes."

"It could be worse, McKay. We could be in the Philippines, where the eagles like eating monkeys."

"Are you saying I look like a monkey?!"

"No, I'm saying the environment could be worse. And also? You're not the guy who's been framed for murder."

"Oh, get off your high horse!"

*John narrows his eyes at Rodney*

"Fine, fine! But don't be disappointed when the *finger paints* don't prove your innocence."

"That's okay, Rodney -- I'm sure they'll look great in the testing-montage sequence of the TV movie."