Daydream believer

This is comment fic I'm posting to my own journal for organizational purposes.

Title: Night Shift
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Summary: Their secret is safe with Lorne.

Note: For sheafrotherdon's "Hush! John and Rodney are sleeping!" challenge.

( Protecting your commanding officer, especially from himself, was your first responsibility when you were second in charge, that was the way Lorne had always figured it… )

I just read the most delightful SGA take on Beauty and the Beast. Found it on sgastoryfinders, which on occasion can be actually useful instead of horrifying. The story is Tale As Old As Time by immoralilly. You guys have probably already read it, but just in case...go! Enjoy!

So in my poll about polling, match the character to the kink won. I decided to do separate polls for my major shows, so I could include more characters. Because...well, it was entertaining me! *g*

( Kink-o-rama )

So I found some spam in my inbox this morning with this subject line:

Even an ant is bigger than your penis?

*laughs, cries* I have this image in my head of Team Sheppard getting caught in the crossfire of a civil war on some planet. The guys get hit by this funky purple beam weapon thingy. Only it doesn't do anything. Or at least they think it doesn't do anything. When they get back to Atlantis and go to the locker room to get cleaned up, they discover that things (in their pants!) aren't quite the way they were when they headed out for the mission. Apparently, the people on this planet use an "undermine your enemy's self-esteem" strategy. Eventually Keller figures out how to reverse it, but not before Rodney spends much time loudly opining the loss of his, thank you very much, prodigious endowment, Sheppard threatens to shoot Rodney if he doesn't keep his voice down (he really prefers his size problem to be his own little secret, thank you very much), and Ronon shrugs and says at least it still feels good when he jacks off.

Oh, it's so mean! It makes me laugh so! *bg*

ETA: So it's been the day for penis-oriented spam. I got another one with this subject line:
Blue whale's penis is 3 meters because he tried Penis Enlarge Patch

Now, I'm thinking that whatever Keller does to fix the problem overshoots the mark. Rodney is all excited, because, hey, his penis is back and better than ever, only to have his excitement cooled a bit when John balks at letting Rodney fuck him, something he's usually all too eager for, because as John puts, he would like to be able to sit down again at some point in the future. Hee!

A while back, runpunkrun shared this SEARINGLY hot SGA story idea with me, and now she's written it, and it just SIZZLES. Go get yourself some dirty-hot John/Rodney action here:

The Bottom Line

LJ went on the blink yesterday just as I was getting ready to post this little bit of porn. It continues my Porn Battle entry in which falsely accused John has kidnapped CSI genius Rodney to help him prove his innocence. I am planning to write more of this--at least, more porn. Maybe I'll just have to put in brackets where there's supposed to be, you know, actual story: [blah, blah, plotcakes] *g*

I'm reposting the first part here as well, cut-tagged separately for your reading convenience.

Title: The Brazil Misadventure
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: An AU in which Rodney McKay, world famous forensics expert, gets more than he bargained for when he goes to Brazil to speak at a conference.

( The Brazil Misadventure )


( The Misadventure Continues )

Yes, I'm at it again. No, I don't have anything better to do. I'm still on vacation! *g*

So, sheafrotherdon has a delightful Kissing Meme going on over at her LJ, with 68 John/Rodney kisses and still climbing.

Here's my contribution:

Sleeping Atlantis
John/Rodney, PG
Approx. 1400 words

Title: Freefall
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Note: I was in the mood to write something dirty, and the lovely folks on my friendslist helped me out with suggestions, and I'm going to write as many of them as I can in a smutty celebration of my birthday next week. Last year, people wrote me stories. I figure this year it's my turn!
Summary: This prompt came from ladycat777. John has a rape-fantasy and he's convinced Rodney to role-play it. Which can be funny and awkward at first but gets really hot towards the end when John stops struggling and -- um. yes. Not exactly as ordered, but I hope you like it, doll!

Warnings: Bondage, dubious consent, not for people who are sensitive about such things.

( John goes three days after his rescue from the Miardans without doing anything about it. Three days of feeling like there's a live wire, white hot, cutting him in the gut… )

Title: Invite First
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/m, John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There's a first time for everything.

Notes: Big thanks to the lovely barely_bean and catmoran for the beta reading help. This story is a belated birthday gift for krisdia. Um...it's not exactly what I promised you, but I hope you like it!

( John thinks he has McKay figured out, more or less anyway, until he shows up at John's room one evening, twitchy and practically glowing with excitement… )

Here's a little something-something for the Return of SGA Porntastic Jubilee I've started in my LJ.

Rodney/Cadman, NC-17, missing scene from Critical Mass:

Supply Closet Showdown

That's 1 episode down. 58 left to choose from. Come out and porn!!